Funny looking CPR

Yes there are spelling mistakes and grammer mistakes ect i have tried to not let it get too spicy buts just a funny idea I have had since last night with Serena going on about her was actually chocking her XD

BANG BANG!!!!
"What's wrong with AGHHHH-" Ash was almost asking but the door got opened into his face making Bonnie giggle, and Ash was just hoping his nose wasn't broken as it was bleeding, crouched over the floor.
"Ash! Shauna, take Bonnie and we will meet you both on the dance floor in a bit, come on Ash." Serena said as Shauna and Bonnie left, she then kneeled down, to the best of her ability because the dress was very restricting.
Clemont then pulled Ash up as Serena stepped a side as Clemont took Ash to the sink to clean his face and check that there was not a broken nose, which it wasn't luckily.
Not too long after Ash's nose was cleaned and all that was there was a tiny cut, Ash turned round ready to thank Serena but then saw she had a traditional full white skirt with thick pale pink vertical lines of silk fabric and a traditional sleeveless pale pink corset. She looked like a princess. 
"T-t-thank you guys." Ash squeaked out quietly only for the other two to drag him out the room and meet up with the others, and after an hour or so of dancing (a questionable word) Serena went outside on the balcony for some air as she was struggling to breathe a bit.

Ash saw Serena on her own outside and after pikachu attempting to 'push' its trainer out of the room Ash decoded to go and see why Serena was outside.
"Hey, are you ok?" Ash asked kindly only to see her shake her head, while looking very pale and breathing rather quickly. "Pikachu get Clemont" Ash said as Pikachu was back within seconds.
"Whats wrong!" Clemont shouted while running
"I can't breathe" Serena whispered as best as she could to Ash while her breathing kept increasing.
"She can't breathe!" Ash shouted back. but with that Serena had collapsed On the floor and Ash came  down to her level softly shaking her shoulders trying to get a response and failing as she had fallen unconscious.
"Ash, pikachu, undo the corset now, she's not breathing." and on that note Ash pulled her onto her side and pikachu accidentally ripped through all the strings that were holding the corset to her body.
"If you know CPR then use it i'm going to get help" and with that Clemont and Pikachu were off while Ash was left with Serena.... 

'he did say something about CPR.... I've seen it in a movie before so....' Ash thought to himself next thing he knew he was giving Serena a pathetic excuse of a 'rescue breath' but it got some air back into her lungs. Regaining her consciousness but only to find not letting her breathe properly (he's not realised she is fine now). She tried to make a noise, didn't work, tap him, didn't work, wriggel about, still no use, then she did the unthinkable and stuck her tongue down his throat as an attempt to stop him, and .... it backfired what started as a failed attempt of CPR ended up a passionate kissing war on the floor, no one knows how long it went on for and some how Serena managed to knock off his cap with her hands tangled in his messy hair both completely lost in the moment.

"Well that is some very strange looking CPR, Ash" Clemont said stood their with his sister, Shauna, Pikachu (who was wearing the worlds smuggest grin at his trainer), and a few other adults with first aid gear. Only for the pair to stop look up and then go a deep crimson colour also Serena help her top close realising it was completely undone.
"Sooo! Details?!" Shauna asked with farrr too much energy as eager for the gossip.
"Serena fainted so I used CPR" Ash said a bit too proudly with a tinted blush but more man ego for 'saving her life'.
"Well how come then you was trying to choke me!" Serena said in a bit of an upset tone. Causing a few giggles from clemont, Shauna and the adults.
"Hey you started it" the war between Ash and Serena had begun....
"How was I meant to get you to stop! I tried everything else i could think of!"
"So shoving your tongue down his neck was the best option you could think of? I would have done so much worse" Shauna said then grabbed Clemont and dragged him off 
"HELLLPPPP!!!!! SOME ONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Screamed Clemont who was being dragged my Shauna who had pink fluffy handcuffs swinging round her finger, and it made everyone speechless.... almost.
"I don't get it" Bonnie said sweetly